Dime

Seems like nothing in my life is going right these days BUT I still woke up this morning feeling like a dime. Today’s mission is to make at least 10 people smile. What’s yours? best, mgmt

G.O.A.T.

I was just in Starbucks on the phone with my homegirl and managed to make a successful mid-sentence Hail Mary and refer to condoms as “popsicle mittens” the second I noticed there a lady and her two young sons behind me. Pretty sure that act alone just secured me a time-share in heaven for all […]