I was just in Starbucks on the phone with my homegirl and managed to make a successful mid-sentence Hail Mary and refer to condoms as “popsicle mittens” the second I noticed there a lady and her two young sons behind me.

Pretty sure that act alone just secured me a time-share in heaven for all of eternity.

Did I mention I was born on a Thursday?

best,
mgmt

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